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Zombie Costumes Confuse EMT’s After Car Crash

More on Zombies:  They do not excel at driving.

From this story, we have the following:

PORTLAND, Ore. — A car full of people dressed as zombies crashed on Interstate 84 near downtown Portland on Friday, causing initial confusion by people who witnessed the crash.  […]

Police said that in their investigation they learned that the people inside the car were dressed as zombie costumes and they were headed to a party at the time of the crash.

Sgt. Greg Stewart said people who witnessed the crash initially thought the victims’ injuries were much more serious, because of the zombie costumes.

It’s bad enough that the Pacific Northwest is overrun with Sparkly Angst-Ridden Vampires (and also Werewolves) that get off on teenage girls, but now to find out that Zombies are infesting the region leads me to believe there might be some money in opening a branch office of MHI there.